Donald Trump Fires His Icy Uptight Female Crony

Most people watch The Apprentice USA to see Donald Trump bellow at some hateful morons in a bad voiceover, but for us the fun comes from seeing the sheer contempt that Trump sidekick Carolyn Kepcher has for every other human she meets.

Sadly, though, we won't be seeing any more of Carolyn Kepcher on The Apprentice, because it's being reported that Donald Trump has just fired her for being a bit too starry. Well, anyone watching The Apprentice in Britain will still get to see Carolyn Kepcher on The Apprentice, so long as they can stay up until 2am watching whatever hopelessly out-of-date episode the BBC decide to show us. But you get the idea.

Some non-insomniac British TV readers might not understand the significance of Donald Trump firing Carolyn Kepcher from The Apprentice and his corporation, so here's a British comparison; imagine Alan Sugar firing that meek, slightly anonymous old lady that sits next to him in the boardroom on The Apprentice. Yes, this story is that big.