Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Forget airbags, silicone breasts will do


A woman in the northern Bulgarian town of Ruse has survived a car crash thanks to her silicone breasts which acted as an airbag, a newspaper has reported.

The 24-year-old ran through a red light and crashed her car into another vehicle at a busy crossroad in the middle of town Saturday, the daily Standart said Monday.

"The two cars were crumpled past recognition in the crash but the woman's silicone breasts acted as airbags and saved her life," Standart wrote, citing eyewitness reports.

But survival as well as beauty comes at a price as the woman burst her silicon implants in the crash.

5 comments:

IGOR ZH. said...

yeah right and now all dumb american women will go and make a sergury... idiots

Anonymous said...

and yet you cannot spell surgery.. or be grammatically correct. Last time I checked, you don't "make" a surgery.

If you wanna speak the language and insult in the language, at least do it right.

IGOR ZH. said...

whatever, who cares, the thing is i'gm right

Anonymous said...

@goldenIgor: Well, actually, Annoymous is right, not you, Igor. But I'm laughing my ass off that you couldn't even write your "stinging retort" to him correctly. You, sir, have just proved how NOT right you are.

Unknown said...

I have to ask, what does American women have to do with one large breasted Bulgarian women's funbags saving here life. Can't we just laugh and say boobies saved my life and be done with it. Do you want to perpetuate the cycle of hate that already plagues this earth?

I hope you understand (golden.igor) that you represent your entire country and just like you think all American woman are stupid because you hear the Jerry Springer version of America...well we just heard the Springer version of your country via your mouth and now your country is as "stupid" as ours with the exception that we can render a page of text with minimal erroneous scribe..while you misspell words in a sentence containing 15 words.

And thinking you are right when you haven't made a point at all is really ignorant. To be right you must make a point. To make a valid point you must have supporting facts and details. What if anything does your first comment prove besides that you are a racist close-minded hate monger who would rather reduce a blog to a race war than comment on titties? Enjoy your life Hitler.

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